PLEASE CONNECT THIS TO DAVID TENANTS MIDNIGHT

lovable-java:

dryeyesfrombrightscreens:

Being hot in front of your boyfriend vs. Being hot in front of your friends

I will never stop reblogging this

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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vinegod:

To the nosey ass people commenting on my life. #StayInYourLane by Alx James

alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face